A SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR DIANE ABBOTT

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Here at votsm.com we like to help people be the best version of themselves. We're the kind of people who will tell you when you have spinach in your teeth, or bog roll stuck to your shoe, or a bogie hanging out of your nose.

This week we have a special message for the right honourable member for Hackney North and Stoke Newington, and it goes a bit like this:

Diane, nobody dislikes you because you're black.
People dislike you because the things you say, and the things you do, make you seem like a terrible horrible person.

We're sure you are capable of being a nice person, you're made of basically the same stuff as everyone else so why not? Try being a bit more like Jeff Goldblum, he's nice, and a Jew!